100+ Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather questions are questions that requires you to pick between two choices either that or this. Eventually you might see most of the questions as the most difficult and the most difficult questions you’ve ever being asked, some will seem so odd you will want to pick on neither of them. These will give you hours of fun, we have carefully selected this list of questions that are most funny would you rather quiz and hopefully you’ll find it intriguing. Appreciate!

100 Carefully Chosen Humorous Would Questions

  1. Would you rather be fall asleep or go about your normal day naked?
  2. Would you rather be gossiped about or never talked about at all?
  3. Would you rather be totally bald or hairy all over?
  4. Would you rather be happy for 8 hours/day and poor or miserable for 8 hours/day and wealthy?
  5. Would you rather be undetectable or have the ability to read thoughts?
  6. Would you rather be ugly and rich, or Poor and good-looking?
  7. Would you rather eat poison ivy or some of bumblebees?
  8. Would you rather end hatred or hunger?
  9. Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars?
  10. Would you forget who you were or who everyone else was?
  11. Would you rather get caught singing in spying or the mirror on your crush?
  12. Would you rather make headlines for winning a nobel prize or saving somebody’s life?
  13. Would you rather meet with an alien visitor or travel to outer space?
  14. Would you rather never use the net again or never watch TV?
  15. Would you rather not manage to use your telephone or your e-mail?
  16. Would you rather just be able have the ability to shout or only to whisper?
  17. Would you rather possess a ski lodge or a surf camp?
  18. Would you rather be by yourself all in a dark and terrifying room for days or be in a well-lit room with Michael Jackson?
  19. Would you have your genitals smell and look like rotten eggs or rather throw up every time you have an orgasm?
  20. Would you drink a diarrhea milkshake or rather smell for the remainder of your life all the time like a fart?
  21. Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with a clown that was constipated or with a Star Trek enthusiast?
  22. Would you sleep an hour less than you should be fully rested or rather consistently take a cold shower?
  23. Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?
  24. Would you rather always have to say everything in your mind or never speak again?
  25. Would you play rather consistently lose or never?
  26. Would you rather consistently wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
  27. Would you rather be able fly or to stop time?
  28. Would you rather be a professional badminton star that is renowned or an unknown minor league basketball player?
  29. Would you be born with a giraffe neck or an elephant trunk?
  30. Would you hatefully recalled or rather be forgotten?
  31. Would you rather give up your pet or your computer?
  32. Would you visit a family reunion or to an amusement park?
  33. Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life?
  34. Would you rather have an ugly house and delightful automobile or a lovely house and car that is horrible?
  35. Would you rather have koala or a kangaroo as your pet?
  36. Would you have an extra toe or rather have a missing finger?
  37. Would you rather have one wish granted now or three wishes allowed in a decade?
  38. Would you rather have xray vision or hearing that is bionic?
  39. Would you rather invent a a treatment for AIDS or a cure for cancer?
  40. Would you rather kiss step or a jellyfish on a crab?
  41. Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races?
  42. Would you be 8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
  43. Would you not be 3 feet shorter or 3 feet shorter?
  44. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or speak for the remainder of your life?
  45. Would you rather do your mom or do your dad?
  46. Would you rather be deaf or blind?
  47. Would you rather drown to death or be strangled to death?
  48. Would you have everything would you rather have one eye or you eat tastes like boogers?
  49. Would you lick on an old man’s stinky armpit or chew on a rotten yellow toenail?
  50. Would you rather be boy or the most used girl in school for 5 whole years or have the greatest friends ever?
  51. Would you rather have super powers or have Christmas never end?
  52. Would you rather drink 1 gallon of mustard or 1 gallon of ketchup
  53. Would you rather be prom queen/king of your high school or have a super trendy and good-looking boyfriend/girlfriend?
  54. Would you rather have 500 tarantualas crawling in your house or 1000 crickets jumping around your room?
  55. Would you rather be the most famous or the most intelligent person you know?
  56. Would you be the wave or the sand castle?
  57. Would you eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
  58. Would you rather eat a few of hair or lick three public telephones?
  59. Would you rather eat a stick of butter or a gallon of ice cream?
  60. Would you rather get or get over it?
  61. Would you rather give poor advice or take bad advice?
  62. Would you rather print your diary or make a picture on your most embarrassing moment?
  63. Would you rather spend the day browsing the ocean or the internet?
  64. Would you rather sweat relatively but continuously 24 hours a day throughout the body or have a metal pin in your jaw that always picks up discussion radio stations?
  65. Would you rather die from falling off a cliff or by being threatened.
  66. Would you rather be attacked by a giant snake OR angry piranha?
  67. Would you rather wed a vain individual or a person with poor image?
  68. Would you rather eat 30 pounds of cheese in one sitting or a bucket of peanut butter (without water)?
  69. Would you rather be a clown that diverts the bull rider on the bull or the bull?
  70. Would you rather have a freakishly small nose or a freakishly enormous grin?
  71. Would you rather be a cat named Fluffy or a dog named Killer?
  72. Would you rather be a a giant hamster or a rhino that is miniature?
  73. Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree?
  74. Would you rather be capable of hear any dialogue or take back?
  75. Would you rather be capable of read everyone’s thoughts all the time or always understand their future?
  76. Would you rather eat five tablespoons of hot pepper sauce or a stick of margarine?
  77. Would you rather have a third arm or a third leg?
  78. Would you rather meet the ROCK BANDS or meet POP BANDS
  79. Would you rather eat your dog whole or chew on away your lip?
  80. Would you change into creatures or rather not be super weak?
  81. Would you rather give me a best answer or someone else?